“There may be a better place to commune with my Savior; I really don’t expect to find it short of Paradise. I think the Lord probably had something like this in mind when He created Paradise. I am sure if He decides to do a remodel, He will have an Aggie named Max in charge of design. Folks, if you are looking for an opportunity to spend quality time volunteering in service to your neighbors (THE ONES THE LORD TOLD YOU TO LOVE) fill out your (TOUR GUIDE CHAPLAIN) application. The pay isn’t all that great; but the benefits; the benefits are out of this world! God bless you all. I look forward to seeing you on His Mountain.”